Oh, my life has been a terrible idea! I mean, the idea of trying to publish a book that stars a pigeon, which is really just a rat with wings and despised, that’s a terrible idea. I had a very unsuccessful television show called Sheep in the Big City that not only starred a sheep, it starred sheep that couldn’t speak. That’s a horrible idea! My life is a series of one bad idea after another. As a matter of fact, if an idea isn’t bad enough, I won’t do it. I have to make sure everything I do is truly horrible.

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